If your mother told you that scotch is nasty and tastes like iodine (and you are old enough to remember what iodine is) then she has done you a gross disservice. You need to slap her on the hand and say, "Bad. Bad mother... no cookie," and then you need to give what the Scots call a "wee dram" a real chance.

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If you have experienced cheap scotch with a label featuring a drawing of someone wearing a kilt, squeezing a haggis with horns, and had a name like "MacFeinstein's Fine Olde Scotch" or "Scottsman's Pride Prime Drinking Whiskey" then the time has come to give real malt whisky a chance (notice the lack of an "e" in the correct spelling). And if you have ever been forced to drink some supermarket's $6.00 a bottle house brand of scotch (I once found one in a grocery store that listed its contents as "a blend of purified Scoch whiskey and other fine ingredients") then I will say a prayer for you, you poor, poor soul.

I'll admit it. I drink. (How does the old saying go? I drink to forget... I don't remember what, so I must be doing it right.) But I only drink a little. As in, about 3-4 drinks a month is my average while at home. But when I go out to dinner or when we travel, especially to Scotland, I drink. And I drink malt whisky. Single malt whisky almost exclusively.

Most of the really bad "Scotch" is blended by people who really don't care what the final beverage tastes like. I guess they assume that you will water it down, or worse yet put so much ice and soda water into the glass, to the point where you won't be able to taste the actual liquor. If you can't stand it when sipped straight, then it isn't drinkable!

I think that the best, and most interesting are the single malts. There are a few blends, such as Chivas Regal, Johnny Walker Black Label (I stay away from the "red" label as it is just too nasty for my tastes) and The Famous Grouse which are quite nice. And a new entry, Compass Box with their Eluthera and Hedonism bottlings also provide a great blended whisky experience. For the most part, blends are the same, each sip and each bottle. Single malts can change from sip to sip – I suggest you try Laphroig or Ardbeg or Bowmore's "Darkest" to see how drastic the change can be from your first sip to the second and even the third. They have a broader character to them that I haven't found in blends. Some single malt are even more complex and enjoyable (to me) than the finest cognacs.

Did you know that you can find single malt whiskys all over the world? No, I don't mean that you can buy scotch all over (even though you can). I mean that many different countries have their own single malt spirits. Some, such as those from Japan (Suntory and Nikka come immediately to mind) are peated just like scotch whisky — that's what makes for the smoky aroma and taste of single malts from Scotland — and some are more of a gentle beverage with little peat for smoke but are still made from malted grain. Canadian whisky is made from malted rye. It is so gentle and ordinary tasting that most people use it as a mixer with cola or ginger ale. It just doesn't have the body to stand on its own.

Then there are the Irish whiskies. These run the range from blends — most of what we get over here is blended — to the few single malts available. The best being available only in Ireland. Of the Irish available in North America, seek out Red Breast. Buy it, take it home, and enjoy the experience. Yummmmmm. And Green Spot, almost impossible to get unless you go there to pick it up, is to die for.

Even France, the Czech Republic, The Netherlands, India and Thailand have malt whisky distilleries. I have imbibed several of the Thai whiskys in the past and, although they are not as refined as their European and Japanese bretheren, they can be enjoyed.

What, you might ask, is a single malt? Well, that is a whisky that is bottled from a single output of a distillery. The best way to make that clear is that the blends (Johnny Walker, Chivas Regal, The Famous Grouse, etc.) are made up from the outputs of many, even dozens of different distilleries. The blend master takes all of the different source casks, tastes them, and comes up with a mixture (blend) of all of them that can be recreated over and over and over again.

Whereas single malts come from a single distillery, in rare cases even from a single barrell or more frequently from a very limited number of barrels all produced about the same time or even from the same batch. They can differ from bottling to bottling by small degrees. I find that single malts tend to have more character and have the widest range of tastes.

Here is a list of some of my favorite Scotish single malts that should be available all over (most of) the U.S.:

The Glenlivet Ardbeg Bowmore
GlenFarclas Laphroaig The Macallan
Bruichladdich Balvenie Springbank
Cragganmore Auchentoshan Lagavulin
Glengoyne Blackadder Isle of Arran Distillers

By the way... Bruichladich is back and recently celevrated their 10th aniversary! Horray! After years of sitting in mothballs (sounds painful and stinky) this distillery was revitalized in the early 2000's and is back in production. They have purchased back a number of their casks that were sold when the distillery went dark, and have begun releasing new bottlings while they continue to produce new spirits for ageing and future bottling.

AND... I am the proud owner of one of only a couple hundred cases of their first Octomore Whisky. Jim McEwan has produced the most heavily peated whisky ever at a staggering 80.5 parts per million! For those of you familiar with the smoky sting of Laphroaig, this is about 4 times stronger. Yet, when I had the opportunity to taste a drop of this when it was only about 8 months in the cask, the gentleness and spreading flavors were a complete surprise. Where I had expected a bite and a mouth of burning alcohol, I got the best whisky experience I have ever had. The credit card came out and the case (actually a "future" on a case) was purchased. I won't get delivery until at least 2010 or even beyond, when Jim knows the whisky won't get any beter. But I will wait. They had a second distilling of Octomore in October of 2003 and some of those cases might still be available. Try their website ( http://www.bruichladdich.com/ ) or go out and try their new FULL STRENGTH. WOW!

And another "hurrah!!!" to Isle of Arran Distillers and Douglas Davidson. I had the opportunity to sample their whiskies early on and have become the proud owner of bottle number 96 of 305 of their first "cask strength" bottling (from a single cask, no less). This treasure will not be opened for anything less that a very special celebration! But their regular bottling is wonderful, and I will be enjoing that bottle until it is empty, and then another, and then another, and then....

Many of these distilleries have more than one age of whisky. If you are new to all of this, try the younger, usually an 8 -10 year old product — and usually the least expensive. If you are looking for adventure, try some of the 15 year olds. Glenfarclas puts out a 105 Proof (called Glenfarclas 105) that is about as strong as you can find but still a wonderful drink.

If you are looking for someting that will knock your socks off, try Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or one of the darker Bowmore's. These are from the island of Islay and have the most smokiness that you may ever find in a single malt. I especially like to give Laphroaig 10-year old to guests and watch their faces as they try the first sip. Eyes bulge out and the general comment is "it tastes like something that caught on fire and burned to the ground." I urge then to try another sip. That one brings up looks of amazement as they discover that the same thing that tasted of almost pure smoke the first time now tastes slightly sweet and salty. And the third sip brings on even more taste sensations. Add a few drops of water nd it changes again. It is quite a drink!

If you are looking for something light and friendly, try Knockando. But between here and there lie hundreds of wonderful drinking experiences. The lowland malts are different from the highland malts, and the Islay malts are typically really really different from the rest.

One of the brands I try to stay clear of, unless it is the only single malt available at a friend's or a restaurant, is Glenfiddich. While it is just about the most readily available single malt around, it is kind of the Coca Cola of single malts. It never varies and is never really interesting. You might like it, and it isn't actually a bad introduction to single malts, but you owe it to yourself to try others with greater ranges of characteristics.

Do yourself a favor. If you are going to Japan, or know someone going there or coming from there, get them to buy you a bottle of Nikka Distillery's Single Cask Yoichi 10 year old, or Suntory Distillery's Kioke Jikomi. These products of Japanese distilleries come from people who love single malts and have learned the art of creating them.

US Single Malts

In the last 2-3 years a handful of distilleries here in the US have begun producing their own variations of single malts. The top three that come to mind are:

Of the above, I recommend the Clear Creek product first since it is most like a very young peated single malt from Scotland. The next two have distinct differences but are to be enjoyed for their uniqueness. The Anchor Stream one costs $90.00 or so a bottle and I am just not ready to make that kind of outlay for a bottle of whiskey. They have a couple whiskies including one primarily made of rye. I find rye-based products too light and dry tasting. Also, I read somewhere that Old Portrero is a very young whisky (like maybe a year or so...?) Oh, well.

The folks at Anchor Steam also have a small batch Gin that is very, very nice; not like the overly juniper-tasting gins you normally find. And look for any of the botanical "gins" from St. George. I had the opportunity to taste a test batch of a gin that was flavored with cardomom. Amazing. And another distilled with fresh botanical herbs. Absolutely to die for!!!

Of all the single malts I have sampled from around the world, the only one I would tell you to steer clear of is Sullivans Cove from Australia. It tastes like a dirty wet sheep smells. Cor, blimey. That's some foul drink, mate!

Aren't Single Malts Expensive?

Well, if you want something that you can splash half a can of soda water into, then stay with the moderate-priced blends, of which I can only recommend The Famous Grouse or Johnny Walker Black Label. Those will set you back around $20.00 - $30.00 a bottle. If you want a pleasant blended for sipping straight or with just a few drops of water, try the Compass Box Hedonism (about $70) or their Eluthera (around $50) very small batch blends. They have limited availability in the US but you can find them.

There are many very palatable single malts that can be found in the $20-$25 range. If you live near a Beverages and More or a Trader Joes or a Total Wines store, you can find good buys on several single malts.

Of course, there are some of them that can run you in the hundreds of dollars, too. Are they worth it? Well, if you only ever drink water and can't stand the taste of stronger drinks like milk and lemonade, then perhaps single malt whiskies are not for you. But if you want a taste experience that can be as satisfying each time you partake as it was the first time, and that provides you with a more varried experience than any other type of hard liquor, then the answer is YES. It is definitely worth it.

Whisky Shows; A Must!

Do yourself a huge favor. If you are any sort of fan of single malts, or if you want the widest variety of tastings possible under one roof, find one of the tasting events and shows that occur several times a year on both the east and the west coasts. I have attended the Whiskies of the World Expo seven of the eleven times it has been held (in San Francisco). Another great event is Whisky Fest held in New York.

 



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